Product description
RHM2559 (callistophylla x unk) seedling
𧏠Rick Morier genetics because we have STANDARDS
AND THIS MAN.
THIS TINY PORCELAIN MAN.
He did not ask for this life.
He woke up one day and now heâs legally responsible for a Hoya.
⨠Established, glossy, thriving, already judging you
⨠Active growth because it FEELS the pressure
⨠Comes with one emotionally unstable Victorian plant butler
He has seen things.
He has opinions about your humidity.
If you donât water on time?
He knows.
If you overwater?
He also knows.
He doesnât blink.
He doesnât leave.
He simply supervises.
đż Plant + haunted supervision system INCLUDED
đ Zero refunds if he bonds to you spiritually
đ Raid train ready and mildly unhinged
Buy this or donâtâŚ
but just knowâŚ
heâll remember.
âŚhe always remembers.
Shipping & policies
Estimated shipping date:Â To be calculated
Ships and local pickup from:Â Bellingham, WA
Shipping fee:Â $19
Sales tax:
. We're required by law to collect sales tax and applicable fees for certain tax authorities.
. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Product description
RHM2559 (callistophylla x unk) seedling
𧏠Rick Morier genetics because we have STANDARDS
AND THIS MAN.
THIS TINY PORCELAIN MAN.
He did not ask for this life.
He woke up one day and now heâs legally responsible for a Hoya.
⨠Established, glossy, thriving, already judging you
⨠Active growth because it FEELS the pressure
⨠Comes with one emotionally unstable Victorian plant butler
He has seen things.
He has opinions about your humidity.
If you donât water on time?
He knows.
If you overwater?
He also knows.
He doesnât blink.
He doesnât leave.
He simply supervises.
đż Plant + haunted supervision system INCLUDED
đ Zero refunds if he bonds to you spiritually
đ Raid train ready and mildly unhinged
Buy this or donâtâŚ
but just knowâŚ
heâll remember.
âŚhe always remembers.
Shipping & policies
Estimated shipping date:Â To be calculated
Ships and local pickup from:Â Bellingham, WA
Shipping fee:Â $19
Sales tax:
. We're required by law to collect sales tax and applicable fees for certain tax authorities.
. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Accepted payment methods
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Communication
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On time meet-up
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Great packaging
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42
Item as described
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43
Understanding
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24
Fair pricing
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34
Friendly
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42
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