Product description
She Won This - The Plant Lady Alibi Kit Look, we've all done the math in the driveway before he does. Another box on the porch, another "what'd you spend now" waiting to happen. Not today. Not on my watch! This little kit does the talking for you! We stick the sticker on the outside of the box in case your partner sees it before you do, and tuck the gift receipt inside where it counts - itemized, official-looking, and totaling a big fat $0.00. Paid in full, by winning. Bragging rights? Free. "It was a giveaway, babe". Also free. Self control? Never heard of her. Comes with one weatherproof box sticker and one gift receipt. Nobody's relationship has ever been ruined by a plant that was technically free. https:docs.google.comdocumentd1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1gedit?usp=drivesdk Photos are description only. Sellers Choice. Please buy responsibly—no cancellations, refunds, or returns. Holds may be added as needed. Did you read the shop policies? Please do that so no one is surprised. Seriously. ❤️ 🌱 https:docs.google.comdocumentd1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1gedit?usp=drivesdk
Shipping & policies
Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Ships from: Bokchito, OK
Shipping fee: $11.99
Sales tax:
. We're required by law to collect sales tax and applicable fees for certain tax authorities.
. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Product description
She Won This - The Plant Lady Alibi Kit Look, we've all done the math in the driveway before he does. Another box on the porch, another "what'd you spend now" waiting to happen. Not today. Not on my watch! This little kit does the talking for you! We stick the sticker on the outside of the box in case your partner sees it before you do, and tuck the gift receipt inside where it counts - itemized, official-looking, and totaling a big fat $0.00. Paid in full, by winning. Bragging rights? Free. "It was a giveaway, babe". Also free. Self control? Never heard of her. Comes with one weatherproof box sticker and one gift receipt. Nobody's relationship has ever been ruined by a plant that was technically free. https:docs.google.comdocumentd1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1gedit?usp=drivesdk Photos are description only. Sellers Choice. Please buy responsibly—no cancellations, refunds, or returns. Holds may be added as needed. Did you read the shop policies? Please do that so no one is surprised. Seriously. ❤️ 🌱 https:docs.google.comdocumentd1-0KmB9iqXFBjhD09dKLrefivixS4fF81nRxqJEt7t1gedit?usp=drivesdk
Shipping & policies
Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Ships from: Bokchito, OK
Shipping fee: $11.99
Sales tax:
. We're required by law to collect sales tax and applicable fees for certain tax authorities.
. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Accepted payment methods
Shop Reviews
Great packaging
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Item as described
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Understanding
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30
Fair pricing
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58
Friendly
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47
On time meet-up
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3
Communication
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30
Quick shipper
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56
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