Product description
Straight from a MASSIVE 1970s atrium mother that has quietly watched decades of life unfold… marriages, breakups, questionable haircuts, economic collapses… Kevin has seen it all.
This cutting was taken with permission from the vine itself (and also Kevin the human, but mostly the vine). Long, wandering tendrils like it’s searching for its next chapter… which might be your ceiling, your shelf, your emotional support trellis.
She thrives on benign neglect, ambient gossip, and filtered light.
She does not need you.
But she will haunt your plant shelf in the most supportive way possible.
✨ Origin story: ancient building, pre-ownership-transfer era
✨ Vibes: unbothered, slightly judgmental
✨ Growth habit: will climb toward destiny (and your curtain rods)
Adopt ‘Kevin’ and become part of the lineage.
Shipping & policies
Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Ships and local pickup from: Bellingham, WA
Shipping fee: $19
Sales tax:
. We're required by law to collect sales tax and applicable fees for certain tax authorities.
. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Product description
Straight from a MASSIVE 1970s atrium mother that has quietly watched decades of life unfold… marriages, breakups, questionable haircuts, economic collapses… Kevin has seen it all.
This cutting was taken with permission from the vine itself (and also Kevin the human, but mostly the vine). Long, wandering tendrils like it’s searching for its next chapter… which might be your ceiling, your shelf, your emotional support trellis.
She thrives on benign neglect, ambient gossip, and filtered light.
She does not need you.
But she will haunt your plant shelf in the most supportive way possible.
✨ Origin story: ancient building, pre-ownership-transfer era
✨ Vibes: unbothered, slightly judgmental
✨ Growth habit: will climb toward destiny (and your curtain rods)
Adopt ‘Kevin’ and become part of the lineage.
Shipping & policies
Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Ships and local pickup from: Bellingham, WA
Shipping fee: $19
Sales tax:
. We're required by law to collect sales tax and applicable fees for certain tax authorities.
. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Accepted payment methods
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Fair pricing
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