Product description
One of those weirdo contorted alocasias that have leaves only a mother could love. Are you one of those mothers? Take this “gorgeous” puppy home with you and give it the love it needs to turn from an ugly duckling to a swan. (That’s not going to happen no matter how much you love it.) But hey, I’ll be happy not to look at it anymore. Even hiding it behind a terrarium on a back shelf in the shop doesn’t keep it out of my field of view. And I don’t want catch charges for plant abuse because I threw hands at this ish.
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Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Ships and local pickup from: Portland, OR
Shipping fee: $15
Sales tax:
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. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Product description
One of those weirdo contorted alocasias that have leaves only a mother could love. Are you one of those mothers? Take this “gorgeous” puppy home with you and give it the love it needs to turn from an ugly duckling to a swan. (That’s not going to happen no matter how much you love it.) But hey, I’ll be happy not to look at it anymore. Even hiding it behind a terrarium on a back shelf in the shop doesn’t keep it out of my field of view. And I don’t want catch charges for plant abuse because I threw hands at this ish.
Shipping & policies
Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Ships and local pickup from: Portland, OR
Shipping fee: $15
Sales tax:
. We're required by law to collect sales tax and applicable fees for certain tax authorities.
. Sales taxes vary depending on state.
Returns and exchanges:
. Returns and exchanges are not accepted.
Accepted payment methods
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Communication
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Item as described
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37
Understanding
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32
Fair pricing
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36
Friendly
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40
Quick shipper
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31
On time meet-up
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4
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