Finally, a shirt that explains the complex inner workings of your derpy little lizard. This hilarious design breaks down the true anatomy of a crested gecko, including essential features like:
Windshield Wipers – a built-in tongue cleaning system for those big googly eyes.
Single Brain Cell Chamber – storage space for their one thought at a time.
Glamour Lashes – highly advanced cuteness technology.
Velcro Toes – allows for climbing walls, glass, and your soul.
Bug Portal – insert insect treats here.
Printed on a 100% cotton, this shirt is as comfy as a gecko hiding in its favorite leaf. Perfect for reptile keepers, expo-goers, or anyone who appreciates the chaotic charm of crested geckos.
Wear it, laugh about it, and educate the world on the real science of geckos.
Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Local pickup from: Denver, CO
Ships from: Aurora, CO
Shipping fee: Free
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Finally, a shirt that explains the complex inner workings of your derpy little lizard. This hilarious design breaks down the true anatomy of a crested gecko, including essential features like:
Windshield Wipers – a built-in tongue cleaning system for those big googly eyes.
Single Brain Cell Chamber – storage space for their one thought at a time.
Glamour Lashes – highly advanced cuteness technology.
Velcro Toes – allows for climbing walls, glass, and your soul.
Bug Portal – insert insect treats here.
Printed on a 100% cotton, this shirt is as comfy as a gecko hiding in its favorite leaf. Perfect for reptile keepers, expo-goers, or anyone who appreciates the chaotic charm of crested geckos.
Wear it, laugh about it, and educate the world on the real science of geckos.
Estimated shipping date: To be calculated
Local pickup from: Denver, CO
Ships from: Aurora, CO
Shipping fee: Free
Sales tax:
Returns and exchanges:
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Local pickup from: Denver, CO
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Local pickup from: Denver, CO
Ships from: Aurora, CO
Shipping fee: Free
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Returns and exchanges:
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