This listing is for a standard figurine , add the upgrade option available in the shop for +5 $ to a stash jar which will also allow for interchangeable cacti in the future. 

All  are made to order and may take up to 2 weeks for delivery . 

Warning! Alien Cacti Invading Gardens Near You!

Brace yourselves, earthlings! Directly from the cosmic nurseries of the far-flung galaxy of Spinaflora comes the Lopho Mandrake! This isn't your grandma's gnome (unless your grandma has really cool taste). Each Lopho Mandrake is a hand-crafted, otherworldly being, featuring a gloriously grumpy, root-bound body straight out of botanical sci-fi, crowned with a magnificent, space-faring cactus.

These aren't just garden ornaments; they're conversation starters, alien ambassadors of awesome, and possibly the only sentient plant-creature hybrid you'll ever own (we think). Imagine the bewildered looks of your neighbors as these stoic extraterrestrials silently observe their prize-winning petunias.

But wait, there's more! Each Lopho Mandrake:

•Arrived via (mostly) harmless meteor shower (probably).

•Possesses an uncanny ability to attract (or repel) garden pests – results may vary, intergalactic pest control is still in beta.

•Requires minimal earthly sustenance (mostly just good vibes and the occasional cosmic ray).

•Makes an unforgettable housewarming gift (especially for that friend who's into weird stuff).

•May or may not whisper ancient botanical secrets when the moon is full (we haven't deciphered it yet).

Limited Quantities! These interstellar immigrants are rare. Once they're gone, they're gone... back to the inky blackness from whence they came!

Don't let your garden be the last to experience the cosmic coolness of the Lopho Mandrakes! Order yours today before they teleport back to their home planet (or get mistaken for a particularly stylish root vegetable).

Get your Lopho Mandrake now and boldly go where no garden has gone before!