Last updated Aug 18, 2026

Welcome to Compost Your Enemies 💀🌿 Rare Alocasias, questionable plant obsessions, and absolutely no regrets. 🖤 Before You Buy 🌱 Plants are living things. Minor cosmetic imperfections, old leaves, shipping stress, and tiny blemishes are normal. 🌿 Variegation is not guaranteed. Plants are sold based on the variegation shown at the time of sale. Future leaves may change, revert, or become more/less variegated. Corms and pups are living plant material and can vary in size, shape, coloration, and development. Growth speed is dependent on genetics and growing conditions. No guarantee is made regarding how quickly a corm or pup will sprout. Unless specifically stated in the listing, leaves, roots, variegation, and active growth are not guaranteed on corms. 📸 Exact plant vs. batch listings: Check the listing description to see whether you're receiving the exact plant pictured or growers choice 📦 Shipping and Weather 🌡️ We pack plants like they're my own — because they are. 🖤 Please inspect your package as soon as it arrives. Plants + extreme temperatures = bad decisions. Insulation included on all plants. If weather conditions are unsafe, please reach out before purchasing if you're concerned about your local temperatures. For DOA or significant shipping damage, contact me within 24 hours of delivery with: Photos of the plantPhotos of the packagingPhoto of the shipping labelUnboxing video, if availablePlease keep the plant and packaging until the issue is resolved. Shipping days are Monday-Wednesday. I package with care. Once a package is handed to the carrier, delays and mishandling are outside our control. 💕 The Golden Rule Buy plants. Grow chaos. Compost your enemies. 💀🌱 Thanks for supporting my plant obsession!

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