Thesassyplantlady
Shop guidelines
Last updated Jun 14, 2026
šæ The Sassy Plant Ladyās Shop Guidelines šæ ABSOLUTELY NO CANCELLATIONS OR EXCHANGES! NO REFUNDS ACCEPTED FOR ITEMS DAMAGED DUE TO SHIPPING DELAYS OR WEATHER. PLEASE UPGRADE YOUR SHIPPING! THERE ARE 6 LEVELS OF SHIPPING/WEATHER PROTECTION IN THE SHOP. WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE IF YOU CHOOSE NOT TO UTILIZE UPGRADES DURING HOT/COLD WEATHER. I use beneficial insects. If your plants arrive with any hitchhikers, those are the good guys! Where sass meets soilāand your plant mail gets the VIP treatment. All descriptions are intended as satire and should be taken as such. š Shipping Info Shipping out of sunny Kentucky every Monday/Tuesday/Wednesday via UPS 3-Day or USPS Priority (depending on location)ābecause your plants deserve first-class travel. Shipping runs every Monday. Order by Sunday at noon (CST) to hop on the next truck. Miss the cutoff and youāll ride with next Mondayās crew. Need it faster than a pothos on caffeine? Upgraded shipping available in the shop. Local pickup in Bowling Green? Heck yes. Slide into my DMs to schedule your leafy rendezvous. ā ļø Shipping to HI, AK, or PR will likely have additional shipping charges, upgraded shipping is highly encourage and overages will be invoiced after purchase ā my plants donāt do long-distance drama. --- āļø Cold Weather Shipping If your local temps dip below 50°F, donāt play games with your greenery. Add upgraded shipping, heat pack + insulation to keep your plant babies cozy. Please note we are not responsible for weather or shipping damages. --- š Packed with Sass & Care Every order from The Sassy Plant Lady is wrapped like itās headed to a plant promābecause I pack your plant mail the way Iād want mine to arrive: safe, stylish, and a little extra. --- š¦ Responsibility Disclaimer Once your package leaves my hands, Iām cheering it on from the sidelinesābut Iām not responsible for: ⢠Postal delays ⢠Weather tantrums (heat or cold) ⢠Mishandling in transit ⢠Cosmetic damage from being shipped or boxed If your deliveryās late and the plants arrive looking like they partied too hard, unfortunately I cannot claim any responsibility. --- š All Sales Are Final No returns, refunds, or exchangesābecause once you claim a plant, itās yours to love and nurture. Changed your mind? Thereās a 25% cancellation fee if you cancel after purchase. --- š„ Unboxing Policy To be eligible for any claims, please record an unboxing video within 2 hours of delivery showing the full contents. No video = no tea, no shade, no claims. --- š¬ Questions or Plant Drama? Iām always here for care tips, rehab advice, or just to gush over your new leafy loves. Thanks for supporting The Sassy Plant Ladyāwhere every plant comes with a little sass and a whole lotta heart. š
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