This monstera has been… a journey. It arrived from import looking like it had seen things. Dark things. After a lot of greenhouse CPR it pulled through and is now well rooted with 0 rot.

However… it has chosen chaos.

The leaves curled and have decided that’s just who they are now. Normally they’d straighten out. Not this one. This one has personality.

So here’s the deal:

• Original import photo shown last (about 1 year ago)

• Cheap auction because it’s stressing me out

• Well rooted, healthy roots

• Gorgeous mint variegation

• Leaves are doing their own thing

• Humidity above 75% recommended

• Plant shown exactly as is

Take this mint menace home and see if it behaves better for you.

No takesies backsies. 🌱